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Create a story with numerical numbers (Posted by WaCKy-Angel)

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what
he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic
and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and
threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took
a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice
2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Wedding Vows

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.

He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." And she said, "I do."

Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said, "He does."

Puppy Love

My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter and told the man, "My dog got hold of this."

The repairman picked up the shoe, looked it over, and placed it back down on the counter. "Well, what do you recommend?" I asked.

He looked at me and replied, "Give your dog the other shoe."

CLEVER MUM

Mrs. Ferrara went to visit her son Anthony for
dinner...who lives with a female roommate Vikki.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help
but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I
know what you're thinking, Mom, but I assure you,
Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?"

"Well, I can't imagine that she would do such a thing,
but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

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Dear Momma,

I'm not saying that you did take the sugar bowl from my
house, and I'm not saying that you did not take it.

But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.

Love, Anthony

----------------------

Several days later, Anthony received a response email
from his Momma which read:

----------------------

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you do sleep with Vikki, and I'm
not saying that you do not sleep with her. But the
fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Momma

----------------------

Lesson - Don't lie to your Mother!

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Stiff from too much housework during the weekends? Why not give yourself some spa-style relief. And the best part? You can find the ingredients for these top treatments right in your kitchen!
Sore hand scrub

• Mix 1 tablespoon olive oil, juice of half a lemon, 2tbs of honey and two drops of almond extract. Massage into hands and wrap with a towel. Rinse after 15 minutes. The lemon cleans while the oil and honey soften your skin

Hot stone foot bath

• Place marbles or smooth clean stones in a basin filled with hot water. Add 1tbs unsweetened cocoa powder, 2tbs buttermilk powder, 1tbs baking soda and 1/8 teaspoon cinnamon and mix. Role your feet over the stones, concentrating on sore spots and then soak for about 20 minutes.

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Worst Come-On Lines Ever!

Try it out and see what will happen. :)

"You make my software turn into hardware."

"Can I be your slave for the night?"

"I'm new in town - could you give me directions to the place you live?"

"Help the homeless tonight - take me home with you"

"You're such a sex bomb you should have 'explosive' tattooed on your forehead."

"Your lips look very lonely - would they like to meet mine?"

"Is it hot here, or just you?"

"I never believed in love at first sight until I saw you."

"When I saw you, I was knocked out by your beauty and I hit my head, so I need your name and number for insurance reasons."

Back off buddy, that seat's taken!

Tired of not knowing what to say when guys come one to you and just won't get the message that you're not interested? Try some of these comebacks:

• "That's my boyfriend" (as you point to one of the bartenders or bouncers).
• "Sorry, I promised my girlfriend that I'd dance with her all night."
• "I'm a lesbian."
• "Sorry, I don't drink - it's against my religion."
• "I only dance to good music - so if a song comes on that I like I'll come and get you."
• "I'm waiting for my boyfriend and he's really jealous - I'm not sure what time he's finishing work but the last time he caught a guy trying to chat me up he broke all his ribs."
• "You're not my type."

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Hi guys & girls,

This contest is open to all people who live in Malaysia. I am sorry but due to the prize that I'm offering, I cannot make it available worldwide.

What you need to do?

Write 2 articles for me to post it in my blog (articles must be in English, minimum of 200 words and MUST be your original work). Check your spelling before you submit your articles to me. Please put 'About the Author' at the end of your article (Your name/nickname, website URL etc).

How to enter?

E-mail me at kitztojlil@gmail.com with your name, preferred prize, the topic of what you are going to write and a sample (just send the introduction to me).

Prize:

RM10 Maxis or Celcom reload card or RM10 cash bank in to your Maybank account. (For the reload card you can choose to auto-reload or ask for the pin number)

P/S: I will choose the winner based on the topic and sample that you send to me. I will notify the winner through e-mail and once you receive my e-mail, you can start writing the articles. If you have any question, please e-mail me at kitztojlil@gmail.com with 'Contest' as the subject. Good luck!

Want a printer that's a no-brainer to use? The compact Lexmark P450 acts like a "photolab" allowing you to view, edit, save, organise and print digital photos without a computer thanks to its built-in CD burner. Its ease-of-use is also evident in it's clear control panel wuth buttons that rely on icons to indicate their functions. Bluetooth is an optional extra that allows you to print from your mobile phone!


There's also phono socket to connect a video lead (sold separately) to a TV for slideshows. Going for RM799 at authorised Lexmark dealers.

Standalone photo printer with CD burner

Print resolution: 4,800 x 1,200dpi (dots per inch)
Inks: three-colour system
Paper handling: paper feed feeder
Paper sizes: 4R only
Other features: CD burner, memory card slots, PictBridge, USB port (for USB drives or Bluetooth adaptor)
Dimensions: 276 x 235 x 153mm
Weight: 2.95kg
Website: www.lexmark.com

Pros: Good print quality; easy to use.
Cons: Sluggish performance; not portable; no thumbnail preview.

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So... Is he into you? Or just making you think he is? Find out now.

1. Have you been somewhere other than your/his bedroom?
2. Would his friends know who you were if they answered his phone?
3. Does he call or text you regularly during the week?
4. When you're together at the pub, will he talk to you a lot?
5. Is he still satisfied when your dates don't end in sex?
6. Would he call to see how you are if you took the day off sick?
7. Is he willing to meet your friends? And does he make an effort once he's there?

You know it is Halloween when bugs and bones show up on the dinner table. Here are some recipes that you can make for that special Halloween gathering.

Chocolate Spiders
1 package (12 ounces) semi-sweet chocolate chips
2 cups (half a bag) miniature marshmallows
thin black licorice whips
mini M&Ms

Melt chocolate in the microwave just until melted. I usually put it the microwave in 30-second increments, stirring well after every 30 seconds. The chocolate should not be too hot or else it will melt the marshmallows. Add the marshmallows to the chocolate and mix well, until the marshmallows are completely coated with the chocolate. Drop the mixture by spoonfuls onto waxed paper. Before the chocolate sets, add the licorice "legs" and the mini M&Ms for eyes. (About 2 inch pieces of licorice work well for the spider legs.) For an added flavor, add some peanuts to the marshmallows. Makes about 20 spiders.

Meringue Bone Cookies
5 egg whites (make sure that they are at room temperature)
pinch of cream of tartar
1 1/2 cups sugar
pinch of salt
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Preheat the oven to 220 degrees. Cover two cookie sheets with parchment paper. Put a round number 10 tip (about 3/8 of an inch in diameter) on a piping bag. In a small bowl, mix together the sugar and the salt. In a medium bowl, put the egg whites and cream of tartar together. Beat together until soft peaks begin to form. Slowly add the sugar and salt mixture to the egg white mixture, beating well and constantly. Continue to beat the mixture until stiff peaks form and it is shiny and smooth in appearance. Add in the vanilla extract and stir just until mixed. Put the mixture into the piping bag and pipe 3 inch long logs. On each end of the log, pipe two balls on each side of the log. Smooth down peaks that form with a wet finger. Bake for 30 minutes and then off the oven heat. Do not open the oven door and leave the cookies in the oven overnight.

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