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Thanks to gLaDieZz for giving me the idea. Below are the list of what you can get for your dad, brother or boyfriend for his birthday, father's day or X'mas!

CD/DVD (RM30-RM100) - His favourite music, TV Show or anime. It's cheap and he can watch or listen it whenever he want.

Homemade food (RM50-RM150) - No sane man will say 'No' to a homemade meal made by his loved one. Plan a dinner for two and cook his favourite meal. It's nice to eat at home once in a while.

iPod (RM400-RM2000) - If you're rich get him an iPod and load it with his favourite songs.

Wallet (RM60-RM90) - Get him a new wallet!

Scrapbook (RM25-RM70) - Capture your memories together in the scrapbook. Funny, sad, happy, anniversary or special event, anything will do. Show how much you care about him and how creative you are! You can even put in stuff like cinema tickets.

Cap (RM70-RM300) - Make sure the cap suits his style!

Sunnies (RM150-RM250)

Wooden Radio (RM80-RM120) - Retro simplicity in a box. You can purchase it from ROOMINTERIORPRODUCTS.

Motorola H700 Bluetooth Wireless Headset (RM299) - If he likes to talk on the phone or listen to music from his handphone this will be the perfect gift for him.

Samsung K5 MP3 Player 2GB (RM798) - He gets to listen to his fave tunes and tune into FM radio on the built-in speakers - what's not to like?

Wrist Cushion (RM16-RM20) - If he's a gamer or spent a lot of his time in front of the computer, this is the perfect place to rest his wrist while at the computer.

DKNY Men Weekend Getaway Set (RM160) - Your one and only guy will be crazier about you.

Sony PSP (RM1,199) - Get him a PSP so that he can play games anywhere, anytime.

Get him a weekend vacation to Tioman, Langkawi or Pangkor (RM900-RM1,500) - Save him from all the stress he got from work/study and bring him to the island of your choice and make him relax and have fun.

Match your gift to your receiver's personality. Give what you think they will like and know that they will, too! Be creative, a guy would love a brand new car or something really expensive but what's more important to a guy is that they know you care and love him. He won't care how cheap or expensive the gift is as long as you and him have a great time. *Wink*

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-- A certain day of the week means it's time to do IT.

-- The positions never vary.

-- Ditto locations.

-- He closes his eyes more than he used to as he's no longer getting off on the visuals. Instead, he's using his imagination and you probably ain't in it.

-- He now waits until the end of the TV shows to make his move.

-- He no longer looks that upset when you're not in the mood.

5 Men Reveal

The thing that irritates them most about their patner's female friends.

"The fact that they somehow always seem to call just when we're about to start having sex." - Aaron, 24

"The whispering, followed by 'we;re talking about girl stuff'. C'mon how old are you?" - Mick, 30

" The way they tell me how lucky I am to have my girlfriend. Believe me, I know." - Martin, 28

"I hate it that after they have had a few drinks and semi-seriously ask when I am going to propose?" - Paul, 26

"I bet that during the tough times in our relationship, at least one of them has told my girlfriend she could 'do better.'" - Andy, 25

Taboo Topics

6 things men never want to hear again

• "Be honest: Do I look fatter to you?"
• "Do you remember what I wore on our first date?"
• "If I died, would you remarry?"
• "If you died, how would you feel if I remarried?"
• "Is this outfit slutty?"
• "No way! Someone might hear us."

About The Author:
David Smiedt

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Certain fats are good for you. Eat your way to gorgeus skin with these treats:

If you love chocolate - Eat dark chocolate instead. Not only does the darker blend have less sugar, it's also packed with antioxidants to nourish skin.

If you love egg whites - Eat whole eggs instead. Calories aside, nutrients such as biotin and lutein which are used in cell growth and prevention of skin ageing are found mainly in the yolk, so you might as well eat the whole egg.

If you love peanut butter - Eat almond butter instead. Skin irritation can be triggered by peanuts. The Omega-3 fats found in almonds can help protect skin against sun damage as well as improve its texture.

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Are you looking for sites that offers unlimited Iphone downloads for free ? There are many cool places on the internet from where you can download and watch movies on Iphone for free. In fact not just movies, you can also download unlimited games, music, essential software, themes & more entertainment stuff.

In this article, we talk about a few best sites which offers unlimited Iphone downloads service at a very low price that you have to pay for joining their membership. After you get membership, you will be a part of their network from where you can download boundless number of Iphone movies, games, music, etc.

The first site that we liked a lot is "Iphone Nova". This site is the most popular amongst all Iphone download service providers. This site has a great collection of essential software for Iphone. Their download speed is also very impressive, which matters a lot particularly when you are downloading a movie. Nobody in this world wants to wait for hours to download a full movie on Iphone. The download is instantaneous.

Our second choice was "Net Iphone Downloads". The software of this site are excellent and very easy to use. This website is very neat and you can conveniently manage your Iphone downloads. Apart from millions of full-length DVD quality movies, you can also download your old time favorite TV series in full episodes. This site has a very huge database of media files.

The third site but not the least is "Iphone Cyclone". This site never charges monthly Fee For Iphone Downloading. Once you are a member of this site, you get absolutely free downloads. The download speed is excellent and makes your downloading time from hours to minutes. Iphone cyclone also provides a very easy step-by-step guide on how to select and download your favourite entertainment stuff in minutes.

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Wii Media Downloads is an online downloads entertainment centre that allows you to turn your WII into a home entertainment centre. They cover a wide range of infotainment, including Movie, Music, TV Shows, Games, Software.

In order to take care of the interest of their customers, Wii Media Downloads provides a 24 hour Technical Support. There aren't usually any issues, because one just needs to install a simple software. In the interest of the customer and peace of mind, they've included this.

There are no monthly or "Pay Per Download" fees. They provide you the tools for accessing the largest file networks on the planet and locate the files you want. In order to ensure value for their customers, new and updated search collections of games and movies, mp3 are added.

Whats important are the fast download speeds. Because some of the movie files can be quite huge, this is important. Note Wii Media Downloads does not actually host the files. Members have access to the necessary tools to search and download all kinds of files for your Wii or computer. Basically, you will be able to find whatever you need for your Wii or computer. This includes games, movies, software, wallpapers, and much more.

After you download a movie to your PC. You will be able to watch them there using a regular media player, or you will be able to record them using the necessary CD / DVD burning software. Although they do not include that software, they do include with the membership the movie to transfer software. This software will transfer any movie from your computer to your Wii device. Wii Media Downloads offer support around the clock 7 days a week. Inside their member's area, you can contact them anytime and submit your questions. You get clear concise answers back in a timely manner. Plus they offer a 56 day full money refund to protect new members interest.

Save money and get the latest media with Wii Media Downloads

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A lot of people out there have successfully downloaded the video games onto the psp. But are stuck with how to play it. Sometimes, because of firmware differences, you might not be able to play the games instantly.

Do you know that you can play the games from other consoles and even directly from the memory stick. All these are possible with emulators and ISO’s. You need version 1.5 to execute the procedure. You can check the version that you have from the main menu and scroll to the system settings. It will show you the system software version.

An emulator is a system that can play the games which normally runs on a different system. For example, a PSP will be able to load and play games that are intended for gameboy. With an emulator, you will be able to access the games that normally do not run in PSP. The only challenge is that the PSP have to be able to run the emulation code. Sometimes, errors occur or it will run very slowly. That’s why the software version is important.

One of the most popular emulator pack is the KXSPLOIT pack. You can search for this on the Internet and there are free versions available. Once you have this emulator pack, you can proceed to connect your computer to the PSP and download a game that corresponds to the emulator pack. Copy the game to the emulator folder pack.

Here are the steps in details:

1) Unzip the KXSPOIT file into a directory and connect the both PSP and your computer by means of a USB.

2) Copy the 'PSP' folder to the root directory of the drive.

3) Download a game that corresponds to desired emulator such as Nintendo, genesis, Sega, etc. The list is mentioned at the bottom of this article for your reference.

4) Extract the game file and copy to the corresponding emulator folder on the PSP memory stick

5) Disconnect your PSP from the computer. Do this by removing the USB from your personal computer.

6) From your PSP, scroll down the Memory Stick option and press X button. You should be able to see the psp flash menu loading. Then select the file that you downloaded earlier and press the O button.

The following emulators are included in the latest KXSPLOIT pack:

a) PC Engine

b) Sega Master

c) MSX

d) HUE

e) SNES

f) Nintendo

g) Genesis

With emulators you will be able to play a wide variety of games on your psp. So I guess by now if you don’t own one, you will be definitely encouraged to go and get one. This handheld device can do a lot of things. As you know, PSP’s are not only used for gaming but also for playing movies, music and music videos. There is a lot of software available to further enhance the use of your PSP. So what are you waiting for? Start to explore now and enjoy the many things that PSP can do.

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Honest Lawyer?

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Bobby. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Danny," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Bobby.

Danny replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Bobby.

"No, just the regular kind", replied Danny.

New Old Sayings

- Anywhere you hang your @ is home.

- The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.

- A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

- You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

- Great groups from little icons grow.

- Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

- C:\ is the root of all directories.

- Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

- Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

- The modem is the message.

- Too many clicks spoil the browse.

- The geek shall inherit the earth.

- A chat has nine lives.

Last Wishes

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests.

First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

Cat Tails

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

The retail store.

A Dog Cleaning

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, “Don't be surprised. This is just part of my job.”

“Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!”

“No, no,” pleaded the dog. “Please don't! If he finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone as well!”

Women Drivers

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!

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Claim to fame: Austin is known as the "Live Music Capital of the World" and it's also the birthplace of cyclist Lance Armstrong and country legend Willie Nelson.

Must-see: Start your tour in downtown Austin at the Bob Bullock Texas State History Museum to learn about the history of Texas. Then head for the Austin Museum of Art to see its exhibitions on life in the wild west and the Mexic-Arte Museum to enjoy traditional Mexican art. For a sample of Austin's famed music performances, drop by One World Theater in West Austin. Do a spot of shopping in the boutiques and galleries at SoCo on Congress Avenue or get gifts at the Old Bakery and Emporium. At Neiman Marcus Last Call, off the Capital of Texas Highway, haute couture finds are available at marked down prices!

Food & board: Sample typical Austin fare like chicken-fried steak at Arturo's Bakery and Cafe for about US$15 and stay in comfy room at the Holiday Inn Austin for US$90 per night for two pax.

Getting there: Fly to Austin with Delta Airlines at around RM3,250 pre-tax. For more info, call Delta Airlines at 03-2691 5490.

About The Author:
Zurien Onn

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Like table manners, there's also chopsticks etiquette. Here's a guide to chopsticks culture and customs:

• Don't use the tips of chopsticks to poke through food as if you were using a fork.
• Never wave a pair of chopsticks around as if it was an extension of your hand.
• In Chinese culture, it is okay to have your lips touch the edge of the rice bowl while you use chopsticks to push rice directly into the mouth.
• Never stick chopsticks point first into a bowl of rice. According to acient belief this is reminiscent of ancestral offerings and can be disrespectful.
• While using chopsticks to pick up food, the back of your hand should face the ceiling. Twisting your chopsticks-holding wrist so that everyone can see your palm is considered "unrefined".

About The Author:
Carolyn Pereira

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Guys usually provide the comic relief-get him to LOL and he'll be all yours.

PRANKS

• Put in time. "One day, every item in my dorm room was upside down. My girlfriend had spent hours flipping everything! I cracked up, loving all the work she'd put into it."


• Play with him. "My girlfriend took my keys and moved my car two vlicks away. I looked everywhere for it. It was a good prank because it got my blood pressure up!"


• Get him back. "At lunch I threw sugar at a girl, then later my notebooks went missing. I got them back filled with sugar and a note that said 'Sweet revenge!'"

JOKES

• Sell it. "This girl I know is so confident when telling jokes. Her voice gets louder and she'll telll everyone to listen. There has never been a time when no one laughed!"


• You laugh too. "My girlfriend laugh before she can finish a joke. I love that about her. She gets into these giggle fits that makes me laugh along even before the punchline."


• Do voices. It's cute when a girl does impersonations. Like, if she tries to make a tough-guy voice, it's hilarious. She's trying so hard to get you laugh-it's endearing."

WIT

• Know quotes. "Guys all have the same interests and find the same things funny. So if a girl quotes anything from Family Guy or a Will Ferrell movie, she's hilarious!"


• Be extreme. "At a party if a guy asks, 'How do you know everyone here?' answer with something totally out there, like, 'Oh, we all climbed Mount Everest together.'"


• JERK ALERT! "My girlfriend always makes me laugh when she says she's not high-maintenance. I look at her and say, 'Are you serious?' Girls are funnier when they don't try to be.

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Work

The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes...

Top Ten Reasons to Ask Your Boss For A Raise

10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.

9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.

8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores.

7. You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps.

6. You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve it for your Easter ham.

5. All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping grocery coupons.

4. You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped, "Charity Case -- Return To Sender."

3. You set the world record for mailing $1.00 rebate requests to Young America, Minnesota.

2. You pay all your bills, put your remaining $1 bill into your billfold and it goes into shock.

1. You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in the mall.

Request for Pay raise

Dear Bo$$,

A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper, the
$ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion.
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t
de$perately. I think you $hould $how
under$tanding for the need$ of u$ worker$ who
have given $o much $upport including $weat and
$ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond
$oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh.

Boss reply

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays,
NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed
that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as
yet.
NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading
ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may
go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember
presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I
mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

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Here are some ways to stay far, far away from stinky breath.

Causes

1. Food
2. Dry mouth
3. A sign of medical disorder
4. Tobacco
5. Severe dieting

Here's how to check for bad breath: Lick the back of your hand and then smell it. If no odour is sensed (just the presence of normal saliva), you're good to go!

Did you know?
The people in South America gargle their mouth each morning with one teaspoon of honey and cinnamon powder mixed in hot water. This keeps their breath fresh throughout the day!

Self-Care

• Proper brushing and flossing is essential. If you have braces, clean them properly.
• Rinse or gargle your mouth with plain water after eating.
• Brush your tongue, especially towards the back to remove dead cells, bacteria and food debris.
• Stay hydrated. Drink water throughout the day to keep mouth moist. Coffee and alcohol don't count! You can stimulate saliva production by chewing gum!
• Eat regular meals to keep breath fresh. Try not to eat foods that cause bad breath.
• Chew on parsley or mint before and after eating to get rid of post-meal bad breath.
• See your dentist regularly. You should have your teeth examined and cleaned by your dentist at least twice a year.

About The Author:
Charlotte Hew

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A deep snooze absorbs beauty creams much better... So beware the following bad habits that could be slipping in between you and a glowy morning complexion.

• Munching on mee goreng or takeout right before bed is not a good idea as the salt makes your skin retain water especially around the eyes the next morning.
• Slapping on too much night cream can result in clogged pores so make sure you apply a pea-sized dollop or just enough as recommended on the bottle.
• OD-ing on alcoholic drinks will leave you with dull, dry-skin. So on social nights, be sure to drink up a LARGE glass of water before hitting the bed.
• Neglecting to remove make-up will lead to breakouts in the long run so don;t be lazy, no matter how exhausted you feel.

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Ipods have become very popular over the past few years and with the increase in their use so have iPod robberies. Sadly, many of these iPod thieves are teenagers who want these status symbols for themselves or to sell them on the streets for cash. Ipods are particularly targeted as they are valuable, easily identifiable and have no anti-theft protection. Also iPod owners are likely to be distracted by the music they are listening to and muggers have more of a chance of coming close up undetected.

The whole point of the iPod is that it is a portable device, so keeping your iPod locked in a drawer at home defeats the purpose of having one in the first place. So what can you do to prevent being targeted by iPod thieves? The first obvious precaution would be to keep the iPod hidden when you are out and about. You would not hang your wallet in full view, so don't wear your iPod where everyone can see it. Thieves are also on the look out for those distinctive white earbud headphones. Use standard earphones that are another color and which preferably blend in with the outfit you are wearing.

School is one of the commonest places for iPod theft as your movements and routine are easy to follow. Think carefully before bringing your iPod to school and don't leave it on full view in your car. Keep it hidden and locked away somewhere safe if you have to bring it to school.

When you buy your iPod, register the item through the Apple website and they will note your name against the serial number. If your iPod is stolen and is recovered, the police can at least trace you as the owner. If you purchase the iPod through the Apple online store, they will offer you a free engraving service. Of course you can get engraving done yourself at your local engraver shop. Engraving may act as a deterrent as it is much harder for the thief to resell an iPod with someone else's name engraved on it.

One can buy iPod cable locks that have a three digit combination lock such as Targus's mobile security lock for the iPod. This is useful when you are traveling - just lock the iPod to yourself! Podolock is a transparent casing for the iPod mini, leaving access to the click wheel. The drawback of this device is that it is quite bulky. The Pod Safe, from Secure-It, is a combination case which essentially turns your iPod into a padlock, leaving the click wheel and screen accessible.

Be sensible when you use your iPod outside of your home and you'll have many enjoyable hours with it. If you are looking for unlimited free music to listen to on your iPod, then have a look at the link below.

For more iPod information, have a look Here

David McKellar is a computer and Internet expert who loves the latest gadgets. For digital technology matters, news, tips, advice and free give-aways, visit http://www.21st-digital-solutions.com/

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David McKellar

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iPhone Unlock Tips - The Safest Software Reviewed. Unlocking your iPhone can be a frustrating matter. There are many different softwares being advertised, and reality is few work. Here are some tips to insure you get your iphone unlocked safely and easily.

1. If it looks to good to be true... it most likely is. There's some software going on the internet for as little as $9 (some even free now!). These DO NOT work and can render your new iphone useless!
2. If you are not technically savvy it is best to purchase a pre-built software package that will unlock your iphone. These are generally 100% safe and offer other quite useful tools. Only purchase from a reputable website and not one that looks like a 10 year old created it!
3. Insure that the software you are installing into your iphone is created so that future versions of iphone firmware will not leave your phone useless! This was not taken into account before the 1.1.1 firmware was released and many people had quite a struggle getting their phones fixed.
4. It is sad that some people stoop this low but the new malicious attacks on users iphones are real. Downloading some copies of what looks to be very reputable free iphone unlock software is leaving some users a surprise. The downloads are actually either a virus that will render your iphone useless, or some tool that "spies" on your iphone usage. Be careful!
5. Purchasing iPhone unlock software from a reputable website can also save you money. The bigger and better sites actually offer free downloads of music, movies, tv shows, and more. Imagine all the music you download through your phone at $1 each and how much you would save having only 1 lifetime fee for unlimited downloads!
6. Be smart and diligent. Finding the right software is not hard but the iphone is quite an investment to just destroy it.

I hope these iPhone Unlock Tips have started you in the right direction to using your new phone on any GSM network in the world!!

If you would like to visit a quality iPhone Unlock Software review site visit: http://www.review4you.biz/iPhone/UnlockiPhone.html
Thank You for having a look at my Ezine!

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Eric Metz

Technorati Tags: iPhone Unlock Tips , Unlock Tips , iPhone

What is the next job to do after joing adsense? How to increase my earnings? Every junior adsense publisher will search for the answers to above questions.It is natural because of their poor earnings from adsense.

We have to follow the great tips to increase our earnings. I have discussed the valuable tips to increase the adsense revenue. So apply them for your site or blog and generate more money from your website or blog.

The Golden tips are:

1) Select a top paying keyword to design the website.you have to select the keyword in such a way that it is related to your sites data.Use your top paying keyword in the Heading of your site and in the text.
2)Choose the keyword rich text to attract good ads on your page.
3)Optimize your website with different Adsense Optimization techniques that are available on net
4)Blend you Adsense ads into your web pages
5)Use Google's Custom Channels for each of the ad units on your site
6)Optimize each page for adsense
7)Use the full allowance of ads available to you on each page
8) Maximize your success with other google products like downloading firefox with google tool bar etc.....
9)Submit articles to different free article sites .with this u get many back links
10)Start exchanging Links with Other Webmasters
11)Add a blog to your site and ping weblogs.com
12)Submit your blog address to different blog search sites and directories
13)Start creating RSS feeds for your site and submit the feed URLs to the major RSS feed directories online.
14)Become an active commenter and get back links from different blogs
15) follow other SEO Techniques to get more traffic
16)Submit your site or blog to different search engines.They crawl your site and index them to search engines.Then you get free traffic to your site

About The Author:
Vishwa P

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5th Grade!!!

First-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in third-grade too!" The
teacher had enough. She took Harry to the Principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal : "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry : "9"
Principal : "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry : "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets".

Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer....)
Harry: "Coconut"
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting
down and a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Shake hands".
Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Harry: "Yup"
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to
get me up.
I get wet before you do."
Harry: "Tent"
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first." (Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)
Harry: "Wedding Ring"
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good."
Harry: "Nose"
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come
with a quiver."
Harry: "Arrow"
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
means a lot of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put this ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

The Perfect Couple

Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge
bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it.)














Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing as a perfect man.


**** Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.


Men Keep scrolling



























By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen.

Army Pianos

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

If I had known

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police
cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also
happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on
it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small
rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and
said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde
policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and
said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer
too, we could have avoided all this hassle."

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The art of seducing a woman is really in understanding what they want and need. And it may be even more simple than you would have imagined. All you need to do is follow these 4 simple steps and you'll be on your way!

1. The first step is to Understand
You must understand the differences between the sexes. If you can get inside of her mind to build your knowledge of women then it is all downhill from there.

2. The second step is Communication
Just like in every day life, this is one of the most important keys to seducing your woman. Getting to know her and what she is looking for will benefit you greatly when later trying to please her.

3. The third step is Patience
If you want to destroy what you have so far built up in understanding and communication, then rush into things! Otherwise, you need to take it slow. Woman need to feel that men are not just using them for sex and what better way to prove that than to take your time with her.

4. The last step is to Be Romantic
Last but certainly not least, romance will take you quite a long way in seducing a woman. Being romantic makes us feel special, shows that you care and also that you know how to treat a woman.

There are more foolproof ways to make sure you ALWAYS get the girl, no matter who you are, how old you are or what you look like!

About The Author:
Melissa Murray

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Guide Version 1.3
This is just a manual way to switch.

Supported Torrent Clients:
1. BitComet
2. BitSpirit
3. uTorrent

Checking now on:
1. Azureus (haven't start due to not having Java)
2. BitLord (haven't download yet, lazy go googling)
3. Tuotu (I don't understand Chinese!)

As you see, TMNut had been throttling our P2P especially on torrent files.

But, sometimes, you need to switch between 2 Torrent client to test out connections without re-download all over again.
Which means you can have both client to use and having the same downloaded files.
Eg1. 55% downloaded from BitComet and you can get back 55% for BitSpirit without download all over again!
Eg2. 45% downloaded from Bit Spirit and you can get back 45% for BitComet without download all over again!

This is just an example:

Section 1: BitComet

Guide: BitComet to BitSpirit
1.1: BitComet
1. Start BitComet
2. Know which torrent that u want to shift. Example: DHS03E04
3. Go to C:\Program Files\BitComet\Torrents (default) to look for the torrent file name. Example: DHS03E04.torrent
4. Lets say you downloaded 25% of the file.

1.2: BitSpirit
1. Start BitSpirit
2. Click File>Open Torrent File
3. Link to the torrent files. Example: DH03E04.torrent
4. A window will come out. Just leave it as for yet.

1.3: Downloaded Files
1. Look for the downloaded files. EG: DH03E04.avi.bc! (BitComet unfinished Downloads)
2. Rename it as DH03E04.avi.bt!
3. Make sure your downloaded path for both clients is the same.
Example: you link your BitComet download files at C:\Program Files\BitComet\downloads
So, your BitSpirit download path also must be the same path! C:\Program Files\BitComet\downloads

1.4: Settings
1. Remember the windows that I ask you to leave it?
2. Click OK.
3. Stop the download.
4. click check download>check downloads.
5. after check you will see the part that you've downloaded using BitComet is still there. (you will see 25% for example for 1.1.4)
6. Start download.

1.5: Optimization
1. Then you can see that your download using BitComet is not wasted after all!
2. For optimization...
- I guess you should right click and select Edit Torrent
- Go to extensions and proxy.
- Change your User Agent to IE5
- This is just to prevent TMNut from blocking the connection.

Guide: BitComet to uTorrent
1.1: BitComet
1. Start BitComet
2. Know which torrent that u want to shift. Example: DHS03E04
3. Go to C:\Program Files\BitComet\Torrents (default) to look for the torrent file name. Example: DHS03E04.torrent
4. Lets say you downloaded 25% of the file.

1.2: uTorrent
1. Start uTorrent
2. Click File>Add Torrent
3. Link to the torrent files. Example: DH03E04.torrent
4. A window will come out. Just leave it as for yet.

1.3: Downloaded Files
1. Look for the downloaded files. EG: DH03E04.avi.bc! (BitComet unfinished Downloads)
2. Rename it as DH03E04.avi.!ut
3. Make sure your downloaded path for both clients is the same.
Example: you link your BitComet download files at C:\Program Files\BitComet\downloads
So, your uTorrent download path also must be the same path! C:\Program Files\BitComet\downloads

1.4: Settings
1. Remember the windows that I ask you to leave it?
2. Click OK.
4. Right click torrent file, Force re-check
5. after check you will see the part that you've downloaded using BitComet is still there. (you will see 25% for example for 1.1.4)
6. Start download.

1.5: Optimization
1. Then you can see that your download using BitComet is not wasted after all!
2. For optimization...
- Read other guides.

Section 2: BitSpirit

Guide: BitSpirit to BitComet
2.1: BitSpirit
1. Start BitSpirit
2. Get the torrent name. Example: 20070123004126.torrent
3. Go to C:\Program Files\BitSpirit\Torrent\ (default) to look for the torrent file name. Example: 20070123004126.torrent
4. Lets say you downloaded 55% of the file.

2.2: BitComet
1. Start BitComet
2. Click File>Open Torrent
3. Link to the torrent files. Example: 20070123004126.torrent
4. A window will come out. Change Start Now become Start Later.
5. Click OK.

2.3: Downloaded Files
1. Look for the downloaded files. EG: 20070123004126.avi.bt! (BitSpirit unfinished Downloads)
2. Rename it as 20070123004126.avi.bc!
3. Make sure your downloaded path for both clients is the same.
Example: you link your BitSpirit download files at C:\Program Files\BitSpirit\download
Thus, your BitComet download path also must be the same path! C:\Program Files\BitSpirit\download

2.4: Settings
1. Back to BitComet.
2. right click and click Manual Hash Check.
5. after check you will see the part that you've downloaded using BitSpirit will be shown. (you will see 55% for note 2.1.4)
6. Start download.

2.5: Optimization
1. You can see what you've downloaded using BitSpirit will be there.
2. For optimization...
- Click preferences
- Go to connection
- Protocol Encryption (avoid ISP block BT protocol) set to "Always"

Guide: BitSpirit to uTorrent
2.1: BitSpirit
1. Start BitSpirit
2. Get the torrent name. Example: 20070123004126.torrent
3. Go to C:\Program Files\BitSpirit\Torrent\ (default) to look for the torrent file name. Example: 20070123004126.torrent
4. Lets say you downloaded 55% of the file.

2.2: uTorrent
1. Start uTorrent
2. Click File>Add Torrent
3. Link to the torrent files. Example: 20070123004126.torrent
4. A window will come out. Just leave it as for now.

2.3: Downloaded Files
1. Look for the downloaded files. EG: 20070123004126.avi.bt! (BitSpirit unfinished Downloads)
2. Rename it as 20070123004126.avi.!ut
3. Make sure your downloaded path for both clients is the same.
Example: you link your BitSpirit download files at C:\Program Files\BitSpirit\download
Thus, your uTorrent download path also must be the same path! C:\Program Files\BitSpirit\download

2.4: Settings
1. Click ok on the window just now I ask you to leave it.
2. right click on torrent file and click Force re-check.
5. after check you will see the part that you've downloaded using BitSpirit will be shown. (you will see 55% for note 2.1.4)
6. Start download.

2.5: Optimization
1. You can see what you've downloaded using BitSpirit will be there.
2. For optimization...
- Check other guides.

Section 3: uTorrent

Guide: uTorrent to BitSpirit
3.1: utorrent
1. Start utorrent
2. Get the torrent name. Example: MyLovePattzi
3. Go to the folder where you save your torrent files.
4. Lets say you downloaded 20% of the file.

3.2: BitSpirit
1. Start BitSpirit
2. Click File>Open Torrent
3. Link to the torrent files. Example: MyLove Pattzi.torrent
4. A window will come out.
5. Click OK.
6. Stop the download.

3.3: Downloaded Files
1. Look for the downloaded files. EG: MyLovePattzi.avi.!ut (uTorrent unfinished Downloads)
2. Rename it as MyLovePattzi.avi.bt!
3. Make sure your downloaded path for both clients is the same.
Example: you link your uTorrent download files at C:\downloads
Then, your BitSpirit download path also must be the same path! C:\downloads

3.4: Settings
1. The torrent that I ask you to stop it, remember?
4. right click it and check download>check downloads.
5. after check you will see the part that you've downloaded using uTorrent is still there. (you will see 20% for example for 3.1.4)
6. Start download.

3.5: Optimization
1. Then you can see that your download using uTorrent is not wasted after all!
2. For optimization please read section 1.5.2

Guide: uTorrent to BitComet
3.1: utorrent
1. Start utorrent
2. Get the torrent name. Example: MyLovePattzi
3. Go to the folder where you save your torrent files.
4. Lets say you downloaded 20% of the file.

3.2: BitComet
1. Start BitComet
2. Click File>Open Torrent
3. Link to the torrent files. Example: MyLove Pattzi.torrent
4. A window will come out.
5. Change the Start now to start later.
6. Click ok.

3.3: Downloaded Files
1. Look for the downloaded files. EG: MyLovePattzi.avi.!ut (uTorrent unfinished Downloads)
2. Rename it as MyLovePattzi.avi.bc!
3. Make sure your downloaded path for both clients is the same.
Example: you link your uTorrent download files at C:\downloads
Then, your BitComet download path also must be the same path! C:\downloads

3.4: Settings
1. Remember the torrent?
4. right click it and check download>check downloads.
5. after check you will see the part that you've downloaded using uTorrent is still there. (you will see 20% for example for 3.1.4)
6. Start download.

3.5: Optimization
1. Then you can see that your download using uTorrent is not wasted after all!
2. For optimization...
- read other guides

Version Update:
Version 1.1 23 January 2007
-1st guide - BitComet and BitSpirit
Version 1.2 24 January 2007
-added uTorrent
Version 1.3 25 January 2007
-Corrected some errors.
-added more info.

All credits goes to HeHeHunter.

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Here is a crack/trick for Megaupload which stops the message "All download slots... assigned to your country are in use..." from appearing while downloading a file. UPDATED 13/11/2006Only with Firefox 2.0 (because I have tested on mine)
Here is solution:

-Go to address bar and type: about:config

-Search for general.useragent.extra.firefox



-Double click on it
-Change the default text with this: Firefox/2.0 MEGAUPLOAD 1.0



-Start Downloading witout any Toolbar



This is so easy and within seconds you can resume your download from Megaupload. You can also pause and resume the download. Tested.

All credit goes to STUD from ipmart forum.

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