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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. This is one, you should be sure to email your Mom.
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

College Majors

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained.

"He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."

Hut-2-3-4....

As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?"

"What?" asked the recruit innocently.

"I said -- they are all out of step except you!" thundered the sergeant.
The recruit replied, "Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!"

Physical Problems

A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom Salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better.

The man said that he actually felt worse. "Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?" the Doc asked.

"No," replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. "I could only do about 15 minutes!"

May-December Marriage

It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed in to bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"
"Yes," she cooed, kissing him lightly, "She told me everything."

"Good," said the elderly gentleman as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten."

Do You Pray Before Eating?

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!"

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Below is the list of my favorite tv show. It’s hard for me to rate it but at last I finally come with my top 15 tv show list. If you are wondering why 24 is not in the list, it’s because I didn’t watch 24 and not feel like watching it. If you’re wondering why heroes is not in the list, it’s because I find season 2 less interesting. So here goes:

15. Chuck - Meet Chuck Bartowski. He's your run of the mill computer whiz working for Buy-More with is equally nerdy friends all while longing for the woman of his dreams. But Chuck's average life is suddenly turned upside down when an old friend, who happens to work for the CIA, sends Chuck a mysterious e-mail and the world's closely-kept spy secrets are embedded in Chuck's brain. Now Chuck has unwittingly become the government's most powerful weapon and the fate of both the country and the world now lie in his hands. A Buy-More day job and saving the world are all in a day's work for Chuck. (Airs:Monday, Status:Airing)

14. Private Practise - In this spin-off Grey's Anatomy, neonatal surgeon Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery (Kate Walsh) relocates from Seattle Grace Hospital to the Oceanside Wellness Group in sunny Santa Monica, California following a failed marriage and two affairs. There she reconnects with medical school friends, Sam (Taye Diggs) and Naomi Bennett (Audra McDonald), friends she thought had the ideal life -- a successful marriage, lucrative wellness group, and a beautiful 14 year-old daughter. However, Addison finds that Sam's success as a TV health guru lead to the end of his marriage to Naomi, leaving them both lonely and searching for another relationship. The Group's surfer receptionist, Dell (Chris Lowell), thinks he's the one for Naomi, but she's unsure that a younger man is the answer to her relationship problems.

The other members of the Oceanside Wellness Group have their own share of personal issues as well. Peter Finch (Timothy Daly), an alternative medicine doctor, is dealing with the pain of losing his wife through a series of one-night stands. Cooper Freedman (Paul Adelstein), a gynecologist, relies on the Internet to hook up with women, but after having his car stolen by one of his hookups, he's slowly finding that the Internet may not be the best means to meeting the woman of his dreams. Violet Turner (Amy Brenneman), the resident therapist, doubts that she's doing any good for any of her patients and wonders if she's even able to help herself.

But aside from each of their personal problems, together the staff at Oceanside Wellness group combines cutting-edge work and alternative medicine to save lives. By joining the staff, Addison finds that a move to sunny Southern California may just be the right prescription for life. (Airs: Wednesday ,Status:Airing)

13. One Tree Hill - Aside from a love for hoops, it would seem that Lucas and Nathan are two young men with little in common, but they are bound by the dark secret that they share the same father.
Arrogant and assured, Nathan is the star of the high school basketball team and hails from a wealthy family. Quiet and driven, Lucas is the only child of a single working mom. He is also a legendary playground basketball player.

After growing up on opposite sides of the tracks in the same small town of Tree Hill, North Carolina, the two boys' lives suddenly collide when a twist of fate puts Lucas on Nathan's high school basketball team and the half-brothers compete, not only for control of the court, but also for the heart of Nathan's beautiful girlfriend Peyton Sawyer.

Lucas' transition into Nathan's world creates an instant love triangle. Peyton is an intensely private and sensitive girl. She is a gifted artist, but for now, she keeps her art hidden from the world. Although she is Nathan's girlfriend, she quickly feels a connection to Lucas. Peyton lost her mother at a young age and, like Lucas, she knows the pain of growing up without a parent. She and Lucas both see the world from an outsider's point of view.

Nathan is painfully aware of the rapport between Peyton and Lucas, and it doesn't take him long to notice that Lucas' best friend, Haley, is an unusual and intriguing girl. Because of her close friendship with Lucas, Haley finds herself suddenly forced to deal with this strange new world of wealth and privilege.

While the teenagers struggle to find their places in the world, the adults in Tree Hill are dealing with the residue of decisions they made years ago. Nathan's father Dan and Lucas' mother Karen were high school sweethearts. When Karen became pregnant during their senior year, she was devastated by Dan's decision to put his own life and career first. He went off to college on a basketball scholarship, leaving Karen behind to raise their son Lucas alone. When Dan's dream of a basketball career didn't work out, he returned to town with the wife he met in college and his new son, Nathan. Now a wealthy businessman and one of the biggest fish in the small pond of Tree Hill, Dan lives his basketball dreams through Nathan.

Dan's actions have had a ripple effect on many people in the town. While Karen struggled to raise Lucas without a father, she remained friends with Dan's older brother Keith. Keith is Lucas' biological uncle and has served as his surrogate father over the years. His connection to Lucas is complicated by his attraction to Karen, and he is haunted by the possibility that he and Karen might have ended up together - and the hope that they still could. Karen's entire adult life has been focused on her son, but now that he's taking his first steps into a new world, she knows she can't protect him anymore.

Lucas and Nathan's new rivalry on and off the court has even brought back old emotions for the grizzled basketball coach, Whitey Durham. Whitey coached Nathan's father, Dan, when he was the school's star player, and now he is coaching both of Dan's sons. He knows he is partly responsible for Dan's decision to not give up his scholarship when Karen became pregnant, and he has to juggle conflicting responsibilities and loyalties toward the two boys.

Years in the making, a deep and bitter conflict slowly unfolds as the two boys struggle to come to terms with who they really are and a father who has chosen to live vicariously through one son, while ignoring the existence of the other.
One Tree Hill is from show creator Mark Schwahn, executive producers Mike Tollin, Brian Robbins, Joe Davola and Ann Hamilton for Tollin/Robbins Productions and Warner Bros. Television Production Inc. (Airs: Wednesday ,Status:Pending)

12. Bionic Woman - In an update on the popular 1970s series, Michelle Ryan stars as Jamie Sommers, a struggling bartender and surrogate mother to her teenaged sister, who thought her life couldn't get any worse. But when Jamie is involved in a devastating accident, her only chance at survival is through top-secret technology. But this life technology didn't come cheap. Now Jamie has been transformed into a technological wonder with a $50 million debt to pay and must learn to use her new abilities for good all while discovering the inner-strength she had all along. (Airs: Wednesday, Status:Airing)

11. NCIS - For eight seasons, "JAG" executive producer Donald Bellisario has brought us the inner workings of the United States Navy's office of the Judge Advocate General, exposing its behind-the-scenes courtroom secrets and procedures.

Now he shifts his focus to the team from the NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service), the government agency that investigates all crimes involving Navy and Marine Corps personnel, regardless of rank or position.

Leading this team that operates outside of the military chain of command is NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon), a skilled investigator and interrogator who is smart, tough and willing to bend the rules to get the job done.

Working under Gibbs is Agent Anthony Dinozzo (Michael Weatherly), a former homicide detective who joined NCIS just a few years ago, but who has instincts that can come only from working on the streets.

Joining them is Agent Abby Sciuto (Pauley Perrette), a gifted forensic scientist whose dark wit matches her goth-style hair and clothes, and Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard (David McCallum), a medical examiner.

From murder and espionage to terrorism and stolen submarines, these special agents traverse the globe to investigate all crimes with Navy or Marine Corps ties.

Through season one a new character has been introduced -- special agent Tim McGee (Sean Murray, "The Random Years") whose computer skills will be a very big part of the NCIS team.

Special Agent Caitlin "Kate" Todd (Sasha Alexander, "Dawson's Creek"), a former United States Secret Service agent, has brought her intelligence and gutsy personality to the team through first 2 seasons, until during her duty in season two finale, when she was murdered by a terrorist.

In season three, the NCIS team welcomed Mossad Agent Ziva David (Cote de Pablo), who takes Kate's place in the team, and the NCIS team gets a new director, Jenny Shepard (Lauren Holly, "Picket Fences"). Both Cote and Lauren were recurring stars before they became regulars.

NCIS is from Belisarius Productions, in association with Paramount Network Television.

NCIS theme song is written and performed by numeriklab.

NCIS won 2 ASCAP Awards 2004 for Top Tv Series (Matt Hawkins, Henri Jackson, Neil Martin, Steven Bramson). In 2005, NCIS's composer Joseph Conlan won an BMI TV Music Award for his work on NCIS. (Airs: Tuesday, Status:Airing)

AND

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation is an innovative, fast-paced drama that follows a crew of forensic investigators as they solve crimes by analyzing evidence with advanced forensic tools. (Airs: Thursday, Status:Airing)


10. Desperate Housewives - A prime time soap with a truly contemporary take on “happily every after,” this hit series takes a darkly comedic look at suburbia, where the secret lives of housewives aren’t always what they seem.

The series began with Mary Alice Young (Brenda Strong) leaving her perfect house in the loveliest of suburbs -- and ending it all. Now she takes us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors, commenting from her elevated P.O.V.

Her circle of girlfriends on Wisteria Lane include Susan Mayer (Teri Hatcher), the divorcee and single mom who will go to extraordinary lengths for love; Lynette Scavo (Felicity Huffman), who recently went from being a stay-at-home mother of four back to her fast track career in advertising; Bree Van De Kamp (Marcia Cross), Martha Stewart on steroids, whose recent widowhood has completely reeked havoc on her perfect life; and Gabrielle Solis, the ex-model with everything she’s ever wanted – a rich husband, a big house, and now a baby to go with it all… the problem is she’s not sure who the father is; and serial divorcee Edie Britt (Nicollette Sheridan), the free spirited real estate maven whose love life has everyone buzzing. Enter newcomer Betty Applewhite (Alfre Woodard) and her handsome teenage son, Matthew (Mehcad Brooks), who mysteriously moved into a house they’d never seen in the middle of the night.

Then there are the men: Mike Delfino (Jamie Denton), a supposedly widowed plumber who has won Susan’s heart; Lynette’s adorable husband, Tom (Doug Savant), who volunteered to be “Mr. Mom” so his wife can go back to work; Gabrielle’s better half, Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira), who is currently in jail and recently learned of his wife’s infidelities with John (Jesse Metcalfe), the gardener; and Mary Alice’s widowed husband, Paul (Mark Moses), who is on the run from the demons in his past.

From her unique vantage point, Mary Alice sees more now than she ever did alive, and she’s planning to share all the delicious secrets that hide behind every neighbor’s closed door in this seemingly perfect American suburb.

“Desperate Housewives” stars Teri Hatcher as Susan Mayer, Felicity Huffman as Lynette Scavo, Marcia Cross as Bree Van De Kamp, Eva Longoria as Gabrielle Solis, Nicollette Sheridan as Edie Britt, Alfre Woodard as Betty Applewhite, Brenda Strong as Mary Alice Young, James Denton as Mike Delfino, Doug Savant as Tom Scavo, Ricardo Antonio Chavira as Carlos Solis, Mark Moses as Paul Young, Richard Burgi as Karl Mayer, Roger Bart as George Williams, Cody Kasch as Zach Young, Andrea Bowen as Jenna Mayer, Shawn Pyfrom as Andrew Van De Kamp, Joy Lauren as Danielle Van De Kamp and Mehcad Brooks as Matthew Applewhite and Jesse Metcalfe as John.

Marc Cherry (“The Golden Girls”) is executive producer and creator and Tom Spezialy (“The District,” “Ed”) is executive producer of the series, which is from Touchstone Television. (Airs: Sunday, Status:Airing)

9. Nip Tuck - Nip/Tuck is a show that follows the lives of two successful plastic surgeons in Miami. Sean McNamara and Christian Troy are best friends and business partners. Sean is a family man who is always trying to improve his marriage, which is falling apart, and his strained relationship with his son, Matt. Christian, on the other hand, is the definition of playboy. He is single, charming, and a sexual predator. Together these two men are the best plastic surgery team in Florida, and their lives create endless drama. (Airs: Tuesday, Status:Break, Returns: 2007-10-23)

8. Gilmore Girls - Set in a storybook Connecticut town populated with an eclectic mix of everyday folks and lovable lunatics, Gilmore Girls is a humorous multigenerational series about friendship, family and the ties that bind.

Thirtysomething Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham) has made her share of mistakes in life, but she has been doing her best to see that her college-bound daughter - and best friend in the world - Rory (Alexis Bledel), doesn't follow in her footsteps. That may be easier said than done, considering that the two share the same interests, the same intellect, the same coffee addiction and the same eyes. Rory is more serious than Lorelai, but there are tendencies, especially in the love department, that clearly indicate she is her mother's daughter. From the beginning, this unique mother-daughter team has been growing up together. Lorelai was just Rory's age when she became pregnant and made the tough decision to raise her baby alone.

Gilmore Girls was the first series to make it to air supported by the Family Friendly Forum's script development fund. An initiative between some of the nation's top advertisers and The WB, the program is intended to offer a greater array of compelling family programming on network television. The strong and loving mother-daughter relationship portrayed in Gilmore Girls reflects the growing reality of this new type of American family. (Airs: Tuesday, Status:Ended)

7. Ugly Betty - Betty Suarez has always had one goal in life: to make it into the fashion industry. Despite being smart, hard-working, and productive, her dream has always been shadowed by the fact that she isn't the best looking young woman. However, she is now determined to do whatever it takes to fulfill that ultimate dream.

UGLY BETTY stars America Ferrera in the title role. The show is based on the wildly popular Colombian telenovela which has already been successfully translated in Mexico, India, Russia, and Germany - all to stellar ratings. (Airs: Thursday, Status:Airing)

6. Psych - Psych is an American one-hour dramedy series billed as "a fake psychic detective series", starring James Roday as young police consultant Shawn Spencer who solves crimes with powers of observation so acute the precinct detectives think he is psychic. The series also stars Dule Hill as Shawn's best friend and reluctant sidekick Gus, and Corbin Bernsen as Shawn's disapproving father, Henry, who ironically was the one who honed his son's observation skills as a child.

The series is executive produced by Steve Franks (Big Daddy), in association with Tagline Pictures' Kelly Kulchack and Chris Henze, Touchstone Television and NBC Universal Television Studio. "Psych" airs Friday nights at 10 p.m. EST. The program premiered at 10 p.m. EST on Friday, July 7, 2006, immediately following the new season of "Monk". The show is shot in Vancouver, British Columbia. (Airs: Friday, Status:Break, Returns: 2008-01-18)

5. Traveler - Jay, Tyler and Will were friends who had spent the last two years in grad school living together. They were about to go on a summer journey, but a simple prank to rollerblade through one of New York's most famous museums made Jay and Tyler prime suspects in a terrorist bombing that destroyed the museum a few seconds later. Jay and Tyler hoped that Will could clear their name, but discovered that they had no way of proving Will ever existed. The F.B.I. reported that a man matching Will's description was found dead at the bombing site, and that the bombing was triggered by a call from Jay's cell phone, leading Jay and Tyler to believe that Will may have set them up. Now Jay and Tyler are on the run from the F.B.I. and must get to the bottom of the conspiracy that has destroyed their lives. (Airs: Wednesday, Status:Pending)

4. Women's Murder Club - Based on bestselling novels by James Patterson, the Women's Murder Club follows the lives of four women in San Francisco, each involved in crime in their own way. Each use their area of talent and expertise to help solve various murder cases. The four are very successful in their fields, which include a detective, district attorney, medical examiner, and a reporter, and through their friendship realize that teaming up may be the way to crack the cases they're working on, as well as help work through problems in their personal lives. (Airs: Friday, Status:Airing)

3. Gossip Girl - Based on the book of the same title, Gossip Girl takes viewers inside the exclusive world of the privileged teenagers at an elite New York City private school. Each episode is told through the eyes of an anonymous blogger as the best gossip and deepest secrets are dished and revealed. (Airs: Wednesday, Status:Airing)

2. Prison Break - This drama focuses on a prison designer who gets himself thrown into one of his own prisons to help his falsely accused brother escape death row. Described as in the vein of The Great Escape , the series will unfold over 22 episodes, charting the course of a single break. (Airs:Monday, Status:Break, Returns: 2007-10-22)

1. Lost - Out of the blackness, the first thing Jack (Matthew Fox, Party of Five) senses is pain. Then burning sun. A Bamboo forest. Smoke. Screams. With a rush comes the horrible awareness that the plane he was on tore apart in mid-air and crashed on a Pacific island. From there it's a blur, as his doctor's instinct kicks in: people need his help.

Stripped of everything, the 48 survivors scavenge what they can from the plane for their survival. Some panic. Some pin their hopes on rescue. A few find inner strength they never knew they had — like Kate (Evangeline Lilly), who, with no medical training, suddenly finds herself suturing the doctor's wounds. Hurley (Jorge Garcia) — a man with a warm sense of humor despite the desperate situation — does his best to keep his cool as he helps those around him to survive. Charlie (Dominic Monaghan) is a faded rock star who harbors a painful secret. Sayid (Naveen Andrews) is a Middle Eastern man who must wrestle with the racial profiling directed at him by some of his fellow survivors. Jin (Daniel Dae Kim) and Sun (Yunjin Kim) are a Korean couple whose traditions, values and language are foreign and thus causes much to get lost in the translation.

Sawyer (Josh Holloway) has an air of danger surrounding him, and his intense sense of mistrust for everyone around him could prove to be fatal to his fellow castaways. Michael (Harold Perrineau) has just gained custody of his nine-year-old son, Walt (Malcolm David Kelley), after the death of his ex-wife — they are a father and son who don't even know each other. Locke (Terry O'Quinn) is a mysterious man who keeps to himself, and who harbors a deeper connection to the island than any of the others. And self-centered Shannon (Maggie Grace) — who actually gives herself a pedicure amid the chaos — and her estranged controlling brother, Boone (Ian Somerhalder) — constantly bicker and must learn to get along if they are to survive. (Airs: Wednesday, Status:Break, Returns: 2008-02-06)

Credit to EZTV for the summary and photos.

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There are five simple stapes to stop spam, they are:

1. Do what you can to avoid having your email address out on the net.

There are products called “spam spiders” that search the Internet for email addresses to send email to (although some of you must have come across that), if you have not and your interested, do a search on “span spider” you may be shocked on what you will see.

Fortunately, there is a site which is an open source project geared to fight Internet "spambots" and "spam spiders", by giving them bogus HTML web pages, which contain bogus email addresses

A) Use form emails, which can hide addresses or also
B) Use addresses like sales@company.com instead of your full address to help battle the problem
C) There are programs that in encode your email address on web pages so that while spam spiders find it difficult or impossible to read your email address

2) Use a multiple email address approach, if you want subscribe to news letters

3) Get a spam blocking software:There are many programs out there for this. Whatever you do, get the software. It will save you time. The software is not foolproof, but they really do help. You usually have to do some manual set up to block certain types of email

4) Avoid accepting attachment from people you do not know. Because this is a common way to give room for spam and they can have viruses. Secondary, look for service that offer filtering.

5) Use email service that have “buck-email” basket (although most email service now have it). If what you use currently does not support this, think about moving to a new vender. The concept is simple. If you know someone, they can send you emails. If you don’t know them, put them in the bulk email pile until you choose to allowed then into your circle-inbox

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Christian Okoye - For complete step by step instruction on how to protect your PC send an empty email to: securitywise@getresponse.comYou can as well visit our website: http://www.pcautosecurity.com/

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Based in Toronto, Tucows is the world’s leading software download site, providing a virtual mall of shareware, freeware, domain names, and software demos. The site is also known for its competitive and elite software critics who post honest, no-nonsense reviews of new programs and updates. Tucows rates software based on 13 different factors and awards from 1 to 5 cows, 5 meaning superb software.

The award-winning UserGate proxy is multifunctional, secure software that enables network administrators to quickly set up and manage network user Internet access. UserGate combines a powerful firewall, tandem antivirus software, industrial-strength antispyware and smooth surfing protection in a fully integrated and easy-to-use solution.

The 5 Cows Award means the software is easy to install and runs properly, is user friendly and has a cool, intuitive interface, does exactly what it is designed to do and does it extremely well.
The 5 Cows Award also means the software has a large target audience, has an Internet purpose and is very useful to users; the software expands the functionality of the operating system being used and has clear documentation and help files.

The Tucows reviewers were so impressed with UserGate Proxy that they recommended its use and gave it the best rating of any product in its class. To view UserGate software on Tucows.com visit: http://www.tucows.com/preview/502839

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You can burn and copy your XBox 360 games, but it takes a little doing. It's not as easy as plopping it in and hitting "start."

There are 2 ways to copy games: you can copy games to your XBox hard drive, or you can use a PC. If you want to burn a copy of your games, you have to use a PC, and the process is a little more complicated. I'll probably say it again later, but you have to have a modded XBox to play copied games. The system is designed so that it won't play copied games, so if you plan on doing this, make sure your XBox has a mod chip first. Otherwise it won't work!

Copying Games To Your XBox Hard Drive

Copying games this way is pretty easy. You'll need one bit of software which is called DVD2XBOX. This is a totally legal piece of software that allows you to back up games, and you can get it for free online. Do a web search and you can find it. You might also want to make sure your XBox has plenty of hard drive space for the backed up games. If you plan to do this, I recommend upgrading your XBox hard drive first, so you have plenty of memory.

Once you have DVD2XBOX on your XBox, it will show up on the dashboard under "applications." If you open this software, it will walk you through step by step on copying and saving the games. It's pretty user friendly, but if you are unsure, there are some easy-to-follow tutorials on the web.

Copying Games To Your PC

This is a lot more complex, but it's the only way to burn your games to disk. You'll need more gear for this. You have to at least have an Ethernet cable, software for converting games to .ISO file, software for burning DVDs or CD-ROMs, and a mod chip in your XBox to play the copied games.

Here's how you do it: First, connect your XBox to your computer with the Ethernet cable. With the Ethernet cable, you can FTP the files and back them up on your hard drive. You'll need to do this in order to copy them. Once you're hooked up, load the games onto your computer using FTP.

The next step is to turn those games into .ISO files. To do this, you'll need some software like Qwix or ISO. Users have reported that both work pretty well, and you can download either one free on the web. They'll need to be in .ISO format in order to be burned onto DVDs.

Next, you'll need some kind of software for burning the files to DVD. Probably the most used software for burning XBox games is Nero's Burning Rom. It's easy to use and makes discs that are compatible with the XBox. Alcohol 120 is also pretty popular. If you want to use another software, just make sure that the discs it burns are XBox compatible. The specs should tell you this.

The best discs to use are recordable DVDs like DVD-R, DVD-RW, or CD-RW's. Before you start burning a bunch of stuff, you should do a test run. Burn one and make sure it works on your XBox before you go totally crazy and burn a bunch.

Now, just burn those .ISO files with Nero or Alcohol 120, and you're good to go. I can't stress it enough: Your XBox MUST have a mod chip. Mod chips are expensive and hard to install, but if you plan to play burned games, you need one. Also, keep in mind that a mod chip voids your warrantee, and you can't do XBox Live with a mod chip. Click here for our reviews on DVD copying software.

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First Joke:

Lee Sum Wan: Hello can I speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori: Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori: You are talking to someone! Who is this

Lee Sum Wan: I'm Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori: I'm Sori.

Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori: I'm Sori !!

Lee Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori !! I'm SORI! You didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan: I told u before i'm Sum Wan ! Sum Wan !!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori: Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan: No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.
Mr Sori: Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan: Which Wan(don't have any idea on how to alternatively spell the name)is my sis!

Mr. Sori: I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. And its not true about her aunt screwing everybody because i havent screw her yet."how bout that!?

Toot....Toot....Toot.................

Second Joke:

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board,butunfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President." She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag!!!!"

Good Eyes

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up.

"My skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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Camcorders are the rage and give flight to creativity. Users of camcorders record home videos, documentaries, and make low budget movies. Camcorders are user friendly and it only needs a bit of understanding to maximize camcorder use.

Thinking of making footage shine? Here are 10 simple steps that will make you a camcorder pro:

1. Footage becomes great if you use a dolly or stand to prevent shaking. Even if you use your shoulder very often even slight vibrations could make a difference.

2. Study the use of lighting and maximize its effects. Lighting can be used to effectively create atmosphere, lay emphasis on primary and secondary characters. Lighting knowledge will teach you about exposure as well as creation of a frame. So master the art of using lighting to your advantage. Learn how to use natural sunlight, its inexpensive and wonderful.

3. Use reflectors, these will help you avoid shadows that form when sunlight is used as a light source.

4. There are in life various shades of white. So you may need to use a white card or card colors to tune the camcorder into what is actually white. Many camcorders have a menu option or button to press. The manual of your camcorder brand will have the details.

5. Booms, microphones dangled from a pole catch sound best without distortion. Learn about use of microphones and how to prevent distortions. There are many tips on the internet about microphone types and efficient placement. According to experts the most efficient are condenser microphones.

6. Color is a wonderful tool that affects the character of a film footage. Have you noticed the cold blue of Minority report or the bleached out effect in Three Kings? Be a pro and select a color palette for the film based on the subject, season, and theme. Make use of color filters and color coordinated costumes.

7. Make use of tools like CineLook or Magic Bullet to refine your camcorder footage. Digital films can take on the hues of real cinema too!

8. Get an outsider to edit the footage for you. Since you are the camcorder film maker you are too emotionally involved with the film to do the editing yourself. A professional editor with whom you have established a good rapport and understanding will be able to do the needful.

9. Once the editing is done burn a couple of CDs and “test” your film. Experts recommend using Apple iDVD for authoring the DVD. For PC users the options are Roxio’s DVD Creator or Adobe’s Premier Elements. Powerful applications include Adobe Encore DVD or Apple DVD Studio Pro.

10. Use the inputs given by your reviews to polish the camcorder film.

Filming with camcorders is not hard at all and you can become as professional as anyone in Hollywood with a touch of verve, some imagination, and help from technology.

About the Author:
Arthur Raise is a writer for Best DVD Camcorders , the premier website to find Camcorders, best camcorders, camcorder reviews, camcorder comparison, camcorder, digital camcorders, best digital camcorder and many more.

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Having the first kiss is like a bungee jumping ride. There's this frightening feeling but still the urge to take it is more powerful and exciting. Panic and tension could only be gone once it has been tried. And after learning how to kiss for the first time, it can never be forgotten.

No one ever perfected his or her first kiss the first time. Don't be disheartened if the first attempt was a disaster and anyone can keep this from happening if the right time, position, and place are secured. Check out the list of things one should remember before indulging into his or her first kiss:

10. Get some privacy. Being alone will give a moment that only the couple could remember. It must be a special time with no other people as this destroys the special element of the first kiss. In a party the best way to get by is to ask the other person if he/she would like some fresh air. A short walk can do the trick or just hang out where there are no other people to pry.

9. A breath of fresh air is a must. No one wants to kiss someone who smells like onion, right? If planning to go out on a date, expect to have that first smooch if it clicks. So bring on a breath spray or ready some minty gum. Make sure to avoid spicy meals, curry or anything that is high up with garlic. Go for food with lemon flavoring or sweets as these linger less in the mouth. Make that kiss as exciting and worth remembering but not the smell.

8. Choose the best time. Be specific with the time in mind. A perfect timing can give the first kiss the perfect moment. It could start with a casual conversation, eye contact and hola!! the right time to kiss. Take the opportunity, as it might not pass again. Try not to kiss if one is still trying to say something or looking for something in the purse or pocket. Neither would want to be caught exposed or unprepared for it will be a tongue-tied moment for both. Who would like to remember the bad timing instead of the kiss anyway.

7. Never ever ask for permission. Girls like it when a guy initiates the kiss, that is most specifically in romantic moments. Although, they don't want to be caught unaware, girls do love to be kissed spontaneously. Look for signs: leaning, smiling, lip biting, hair toss, etc.

6. Keep it cool. Never grab the other like a glutton. The whole first time kiss scene should be like a slow moving flick. Relax, enjoy, and savor the kiss while it is on going.

5. Don't kiss like a mannequin. Arms and hands should go hand in hand with the kiss. Nothing is sweeter than holding her shoulders, hips, or waist when kissing. Girls can use her fingers to passionately comb the guy's hair while the other hand is touching the neck. Oh, can't wait to feel goose bumps.

4. They say that one should never trust a person who kisses with his or her eyes open. Anyway, it isn't romantic after all. Kiss with the eyes closed, feel the moment and try to get away from all distractions.

3. This one is for first time kissing guys. Imagine that the girl is just asleep. Anyone coming near a sleeping person wouldn't want to surprise and shock her, isn't it? Be subtle, don't kiss hard, feel the softness of each other's lips. Be gentle when touching.

2. Oh boy the tongue! Watch out as neither one would like to cause asphyxia. Start with just touching the lips, instinct will lead the way. Don't try to force the tongue into her as it is not romantic and not a pretty sight either and...

1. Last but most importantly, keep saliva in control. Aside from choking, some are so turned off by slobbers. No one wants to end up having his or her date feeling exhausted and disgusted.

Everybody who had their first kiss felt those little butterflies in their stomachs. It may not be that perfect, but it could be worth remembering and still be as romantic as ever.

About the Author:
My Relationship Tips offers hundreds of dating and relationship tips for men and women.

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The Nintendo Wii is a video gaming console introduced by Nintendo. As a matter of fact, it could be compared to other gaming consoles such as the Sony Playstation 3 or the Xbox 360. Some people may prefer these other gaming consoles over it. However, the this console comes with its own set of advantages that make it a “must-have” among avid gamers.

For one, the controller of the Nintendo Wii is very impressive. Bluetooth wireless technology is used to translate the movements of a player's body directly onto the screen. This is quite an improvement over other gaming consoles, wherein users have to press buttons in order to initiate the desired changes. The game play thus becomes more engrossing and intuitive with it, which is the purpose of video games in the first place.

One could say that the gaming experience has become more passionate with the Nintendo Wii. The Wii remote is one of its kind. The remote is quite slim and looks more like the remote for your television. The remote is connected wirelessly with the console. In addition, innovative motion sensors are a part of this sophisticated remote. This sensor can distinguish movement in three dimension.

With the Nintendo Wii, one can relate physically with the virtual world. With this gaming console, even a game with simplistic game play becomes more interesting and engrossing. Players feel as if they are actually playing the games which make them more fascinated with this gaming console.

It can be said that this device has given an altogether different dimension to video gaming. Thanks to the intuitive motion control system, players using this gaming console can make the most of their leisure time. Playing a game with the Nintendo Wii is a great way to de-stress and wind up after a hectic day's of work.

About the Author:
Raina Kelsey is a gadget expert and writes about the latest gadgets in the market.

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Now every PSP fan would like to download full PSP games and movies for free, but the question is is it possible to have free PSP downloads legally? There are many sites that offer free PSP downloads, but they are not as good as PSP fans want them to be.

Most of these sites offer bad quality free PSP videos take from YouTube or another video sharing web site, but those videos aren't really interesting to watch on your PSP.
The same with free PSP games, most of the sites offer poor quality games that some programmer made and they are not fun to play at all. But imagine if you could download UMD games for free and enjoy full versions of them?

Now today you actually can, free PSP downloads are not that hard to get, but you have to be prepared to spend some money. You see, there are free PSP download services that offer million of high quality files for you to download, the only problem is that there are too many sites that offer PSP download which makes hard to pick.

You don't have to waste your hard earned money on finding the best service I decided to do the work for you. I have spent a few months testing and looking for reliable services that have free PSP downloads and finally I have picked my two favorites.

If you would like to find out which ones are the true money savers and the best PSP download services on the Internet visit PSP Giant.

About the Author:
Walter Seth is a PSP fan and he runs a blog about free PSP downloads - you can find tons of quality information, downloads and latest PSP news.

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Ok, I just finished season 7 and I must say they did a great job with this season. A miniature serial killer, wow, the way she killed them and make sure they die the same way as she planned, she’s a genius or what? I really love the way they make me want to know more about the killer and why she did that and how they keep it going through the whole season.

At first I thought the killer is a guy but in the end it’s a woman. But I’m a bit disappointed with episode 24 because they start the story by showing the killer. I guess I expect more than I should have. Yes, I want to know who the killer is but not in the first scene! I’m wondering how Natalie can abduct Sara because Sara is a trained officer. (Just so you know, I haven’t watch season 8 yet)

While watching CSI, one question popped up. Before this I thought they use a fake body or something to replace the victim’s body in the lab while they perform autopsy but then I realize all of it looks real. So, did they really use real body when shooting the show? Anyone can tell me the answer? The more I watch the show the more real the body looks! If it is real, I wonder how the casts deal with it when they work for the first time. The brains, lungs, heart and stuff…

I can’t wait to watch season 8. I hope Sarah still alive and they found her just in time. Still, it is a bit weird on Natalie’s motive. Bleach? Why these 4 peoples and how she know about the bleach in their house? Coincidence or she just happens to be in their house? Is she connected to them somehow? I hope they will clear all this questions in season 8.

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Would you like to earn extra cash online? If yes, I have just the thing for you. So what’s the catch? Only one, signup under me and you can start earning cash. It’s free and you can upgrade your account if you want. I know it’s not much but hey, it’s better than nothing right? I just found few websites that let you earn cash. See the small list below:

AdBux (Paid to click advertisement)

Ok, this one won’t give you much money. In fact it is a bit hard to earn cash if you don’t have any downline. The ads they you will need to click not so many, roughly around 8-10 per day. You will earn $0.001-$0.005 per advertisement. How it work? Click on the link (will open in new window) and wait for the page to load, after the page finish loading the timer will start to count (10 sec) and you will see “AdBux Done $” on top.

Earnings Example (based on current averages):

You click 10 ads per day = $0.10!
10 referrals click 10 ads per day = $1.00!
Your weekly earnings = $7.70!
Your monthly earnings = $30.80!

You will need a PayPal account to receive payment.

Bux.To (Paid to click advertisement)

Ok, if you are wondering whether AdBux and Bux.to is related or not the answer is I don’t know but I think they are not related. How it work? Same like AdBux, click the link (will open in new window) and wait for the timer to finish (30 sec) and you’re done. So how much Bux.to will pay for each advertisement? $0.01! At least much better than AdBux AND you will get $0.05 bonus when you signup! The advertisement is not so many (about 4 ads for today) and here’s the earnings example (based on current averages):

» You click 10 ads per day = $0.10
» 20 referrals click 10 ads per day = $2.00
» Your daily earnings = $2.10
» Your weekly earnings = $14.70
» Your monthly earnings = $63.00

You will need a PayPal account to receive payment.

A.W Surveys (Get paid to evaluate websites)

There will be few surveys for you (around 5-6). All you need to do is click the survey and check out the websites. Normally one survey will ask you to evaluate 2 websites. You will need to type at least 3 sentences and send it. The payment depends on the website I guess. Average, you can get $4 for each survey. Minimum payout is $75 by check. Only check, no paypal or e-gold.

Algoco (Viewbar, Get Paid to surf online)

Agloco Pays You To Surf The Web For only 5 Hours Every Month. Download the Viewbar, turn it on for 5 hours a month, and get paid. How much you will get? Estimated, a member who has no referral can earn around $3 to $10. However, as it is easy to get 100 referrals, each member should be able to earn around $125 a month. I forgot to mention that it is for 5 hours surfing the net a month only.

I am assuming they will pay by check or share (please correct me if I am wrong).

Cash Fiesta (Viewbar, Get Paid to surf online)

They will pay you while you work or play on your computer. All you need to do is keep the FiestaBar™ active while you are online. They even pay you when your friends are using their computers. You will earn points while using your computer and you can convert the points to cash. If you have no downline, you can earn 1000 points = $0.01. If you have 6 downlines, 1000 points = $1.

You will get paid by check.

PayPerPost (Get Paid to Blog or Review Post)

Signup as a blogger and once your blog has been approved, you can start blogging. Once your post been accepted, you will get your money. You can set how much you want to get paid for each post and the minimum amount that you can set is $5. So sign up now and start earning money by doing something that you like! The other way you can earn cash is by reviewing post. Example: You can review about my post and get paid for that! What do I have in return? I will also get paid by PayPerPost, it’s a win-win situation. BUT you must be a member to review the post. If you see something like this: start reviewing my post!

You will need a PayPal account to get paid.

Signup Today!



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There’s an iPod made for each one of you so what are you waiting for? Grab one iPod (or more) that are specially made for you! Are you a Shuffle lover or perhaps a Nano, Classic or Touch lover? I know I love the iPod Touch so much that I can melt by just seeing the pictures. Don’t you? Let iPod carry everything in your collection everywhere you go! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

In case you were unaware, Apple is a big player in the portable media player market. IPod can play MP3, AAC/M4A, Protected AAC, AIFF, WAV, Audible audiobook and Apple Lossless audio file formats and they even introduced the ability to display JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, and PNG image file formats. Additionally, iPod Classic can play MPEG-4 (H.264/MPEG-4 AVC) and QuickTime video formats, with restrictions on video dimensions, encoding techniques and data-rates.

At first, iPod software only worked with Macs; however, starting with the second generation model, iPod software worked with Windows and Macs so for all Windows user, you don’t have to worry about the compatibility issue anymore. Just so you know, Apple does not support Microsoft's WMA audio format and MIDI files but it can be converted to audio files using iTunes. The iPod is associated with one host computer. Each time an iPod connects to its host computer, iTunes can synchronize entire music libraries or music playlists either automatically or manually.

Ok, enough about the iPod introductions. I’ll get straight to the point. I am promoting iPod for a seller and if you want to purchase iPod cheaper than the market price, let me know. I can hook you up with a nice deal. (Sorry, for Malaysian only) How to place an order? Simple, just click the image below and fill in the form. I will e-mail you back as soon as I can. You can C.O.D (seller location: Nilai/JB) or ask to be ship to your address (I’ve been told the shipping is free).

iPods Summary:

iPod Shuffle: 1GB (RM320)

If you like your music playback simple and your device nearly invisible, the third-generation iPod Shuffle will suit you well. But absent minded users should steer clear of this easy-to-misplace player.
Dimensions (WxDxH): 1.6 in x 0.4 in x 1.1 in, Estimated battery life: 12 hours.

iPod Nano: 4GB (RM570), 8GB (RM770)

The shape may have changed, but Apple's relentless attention to detail remains. The third generation of the iPod Nano provides loads of entertainment for a down-to-earth price.
Estimated battery life: 24 hours (Audio), 5 hours (Video)



iPod Classic: 80GB (RM995), 160GB (RM1335)


The iPod Classic is a refinement of the formula that put the iPod on the map. Few can match its combination of storage capacity, battery life, and advanced user interface.
Estimated battery life: For 80GB - 30 hours (Audio), 5 hours (Video). For 160GB - 40 hours (Audio), 7 hours (Video)

iPod Touch: 8GB (RM1250), 16GB (RM1590)


The iPod Touch is a beautiful product, inside and out. Unfortunately, its lean capacity keeps it from reigning as king of the iPods.
Estimated battery life: 22 hours (Audio), 5 hours (Video)

Package includes: Earphones, USB cable, dock adapter and 1 year warranty from Apple. All items are brand new with seal. Why should I trust this seller? See the feedback given from buyer who have bought iPod from him before.

(goliath @ Oct 30 2006, 09:26 AM)
This seller is one heck of a guy.. Responsible person. Not to forget, a guy who always opted for the best solution for his clients.

Managed to close the deal (Apple iPod Nano 8GB) with him within 45 mins (Fastest I've experienced and he tries his best to update the status of your item..

Hope to deal with you in future..

p.s.: For those who doubt about authenticity.. It is original and sealed..

(Dj_Mix @ Sep 16 2006, 01:39 PM)

the package was sent before i transfer the money, less then an hour after made a deal..
Highly Recomended Seller>

(aloy237 @ Sep 22 2006, 04:22 PM)

I must say that I am very impressed with the service quality of the seller. Not only did I receive the items as promised today but got it in the morning at 9.50am. And the seller SMSed at 12.30pm to check if the items were delivered okay. That's service ... definitely will do business with him again and recommend more people to him.

(scottiebabie @ Sep 3 2007, 04:48 PM)

just COD'ed Harmeet for a spankin' new 5.5g 80g'er. very nice guy to deal with and goes out of his way for his customers. must say im very pleased with harmeet!!!

(rogerz @ Sep 26 2007, 08:44 PM)

jus got my new black ipod classic 80GB, thx for the 1st time delivered the unit to me, feel damn happy and playin around with my new stuff now, looks damn cool it, more slim than 5.5 G ipod, cover flow really nice.
Good reseller with nice price, always consider the customer needs at 1st. :P :thumbs: :clap: :peace: :hyper:

(benQue @ Oct 3 2007, 10:28 PM)

hey,
thks for the nice and fast service.
looking fwd to deal with you again.

Order now and start playing your iPod!

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Start your day with a SMILE and make your love ones smile too. Tell them the jokes below and see the smile grow.

Cheap Jokes:

Teacher: While waiting for the bus, let's play game called "I Spy", starts with you Ranjeet.

Ranjeet: I spy a thing that starts with N
Others : (nail, neck, nest, nose, ...)
Ali : knittingRanjeet: u bloody fool, knitting starts with "K", you are such a fool.
Teacher: Good Ranjeet! Then what is it?
Ranjeet: It's engine!

Song Title:

When a student listen to too much music!Mr. Eric was walking around the form 3 block when he saw one of the form 3 class, 3'T', making noise. He entered the classroom and this is what happened....

Mr. Eric: Who was playing and talking please stand up or the whole class gets it.
Anand : "Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up"(Eminem)
Mr. Eric: You! I want you to come to my office now!Office!

Time: 0900 hrs

Mr.Eric: What Is Your name?
Anand : "Say My Name Say My Name"(Destiny's Child)
Mr.Eric: Don't play a fool
Anand : "Can't Believe I'm The Fool Again"(Westlife)
Mr.Eric: Do you want me to beat you ?
Anand : "Hit Me Baby One More Time"(Britney Spears)
Mr Eric: What did u say?
Anand : "WHAT!"(Stone Cold)
Mr.Eric: Are you out of your head?
Anand : "I Can't Get U Outta My Head"(Kylie Minogue)
Mr.Eric: Who do you think you are ?
Anand : "I'm A Genie In Bottle"(Christina Aguilera)
Mr.Eric: How many demerits do you want?
Anand : "1,2,345,Everybody In The Car..."(Lou Bega)
Mr.Eric: Do you always play in class?
Anand : "Sometimes I Run, Sometimes I..."(Britney Spears)
Mr Eric: Do u think this is a party ?
Anand : "I'm Coming Up So U Better Get The Party Started"(Pink)
Mr.Eric: I want you to come for detention class tomorrow morning
Anand : "Every Morning They're A Hello..."(Sugar Ray)
Mr.Eric: I've just changed my mind. I want you to come everyday
Anand : "Everyday I Love You"(Boyzone)
Mr.Eric: I want you to come alone
Anand : "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely"(Backstreet Boys)
Mr.Eric: It gonna be the two of us
Anand : "Just The Two Of Us"(Will Smith)
Mr.Eric: Are you going to shut up or do you want me to stop talking
Anand : "You Say It Best, When You Say Nothing At All"(Ronan Keating)
Mr.Eric: I want you to promise me that you won't get into anymore trouble.
Anand : "This I Promise You"(N*sync)
Mr.Eric: Make Sure you don't get into trouble again
Anand : "Oops I Did It Again"(Britney Spears)
Mr.Eric: You can go now
Anand : "There She Goes"(Sixpence None The Richer)
Mr.Eric: I said go!
Anand : "Bye Bye Bye"(N*sync)

E-MAIL:

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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All websites ranging from social networks, e-commerce sites to small personal blogs all start from nothing. Even the most popular website on the internet today began with no registered users, visitors or members. They worked hard getting their site known and attracting those all important visitors. It is a challenge everyday to get just one person interested enough in your site to read through it and more importantly come back.

Countless websites become stale after a big launch mostly because the site’s owners become bored or discouraged by the lack of traffic. It is important to continually be making decisions about strategic planning and marketing efforts, even after your website is established.

You need to be asking yourself all the time, "How do I attract new members to my website?" It’s pretty easy. All it takes is for you to be an active member in the internet community through linking, being involved in social forums and focus on the task at hand. Once you get that going, your site will begin overflowing with visitors, members and dollars. Here are a few ways to help you get started building community trust.

• Make your website easy to join and simple to navigate. Begin by only posting a few different blog posts or topics where the discussions can be focused. The last thing you want for your website is a wide range of topics all over the place. This makes your website appear to be sloppy and not very professional.
• Be friendly with all new guests or members of your website. Members are the food which keep your site up and running. Check it everyday for new members and when they make their first post, greet them. You want them to enjoy their experience with your site and its community.
• Content is king and great content is even better. You cannot have a website based on nothing interesting. Why would anyone want to come back to it? Write interesting content and gets the conversation flowing. If you don’t think you’re a good enough writer, then hire a ghostwriter to do it for you. There are a few sites out there that provide freelance writing services.
• Make your presence felt. It’s your website. That means visitors should see new posts and topics from you. You need to have an active presence by making several posts a day and if not a day at least a few a week. If someone leaves you a comment, try to leave a reply back to that commenter and keep the conversation going. The idea is to always have fresh topics posted.
• Encourage people to link to your website. Find other webmasters in communities similar to the theme of your website and ask them to link to you in one of their posts.
• Don’t get discouraged. Nothing happens overnight, especially online. It often takes months if not years for websites to finally become noticed by visitors and search engines. That is why it is so important you never stop actively promoting your website and recruiting links and visitors.

About The Author:
Tl Kleban

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You may not know that a PSP can pick up free wireless internet! So many users are blissfully unaware of what their machine is capable of, but it can be quite easy to set up if you know what to do! This guide will tell you exactly how to get internet on your PSP!

Downgrading your PSP from 2.0 to 1.5 involves rewriting the data stored in the flash memory on your PSP which contains the firmware. What is a firmware? In computing, firmware is a computer program that is embedded in a hardware device, for example a micro controller or a flash memory. As its name suggests, firmware is somewhere between hardware and software. Like software, it is a computer program which is executed by a computer. But it is also an intimate and vital part of a piece of hardware and without it, the hardware could not run.

Instructions on how to downgrade your firmware from 2.0 to 1.5 is provided below but always remember that firmware is an essential part of the PSP. Without it, your PSP is useless. Modifying firmware ex. Upgrading or downgrading always posses a risk of rendering your PSP completely useless. Any modification on the firmware must be done with caution.

How to downgrade your PSP from 2.0 to 1.5? Try out the steps enumerated below.

1. You must first get a downgrader for firmware 2.0 to 1.5.

2. Extract the downloaded files and Double click 2.00DownGrade.exe.

3. Choose your psp drive and extract it there.

4. Make sure that no umd is inserted. On your psp's XMB go to the "PHOTO" menu, press X to enter "eloader 099" then it will either freeze(just keep trying until it works) or bring you into a menu.

5. Select 200Downgrader(the icon says 2.01) press X , it will bring up a new menu, press O, then press X, then press any key to exit and wait until the psp shutdown completely.

6. Power PSP back on. On your psp's XMB go to the "GAME" menu then "Memory Stick" scroll down to "PSP Update ver 1.5" and press X. Then follow the on screen instructions. This is a crucial stage and accidentally turning off your psp at this stage may render your psp useless.

7. It will only install 99% then an error message will appear, just ignore it and hold power switch up till psp shuts down. When it restarts another error message will appear, Press O then it will restart again, then enter in your settings and your done. Your PSP is now a 1.5

Easy isn’t it? You don’t actually need to sweat much to go around the downgrade procedures. Try it out right now and just follow the procedures above. But don’t forget to get the downgrade firmware we mentioned in the first part of the article. That’s important before you can proceed with the downgrade from 2 to 1.5.

About The Author:
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