Laughter is the BEST medicine
Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
Lessons in Logic
I was born intelligent
-Education ruined me
.…………………………………………………….
Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody's perfect……
So why practice?
……………………………………………………….
If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
…………………………………………………..
Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak
.……………………………………………………
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
……………………………………………………….
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa
.………………………………………………….
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.
………………………………………………..
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
……………………………………………………
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.
……………………………………………….
The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
………………………………………………..
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
………………………………………………..
Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
……………………………………………………….
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
…………………………………………………….
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
…………………………………………………..
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
………………………………………………
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
…………………………………………………….
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
………………………………………………….
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So..
Why learn.
………………………………………………..
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
What more can I say……..
Technorati Tags: Jokes
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
Lessons in Logic
I was born intelligent
-Education ruined me
.…………………………………………………….
Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody's perfect……
So why practice?
……………………………………………………….
If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
…………………………………………………..
Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak
.……………………………………………………
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
……………………………………………………….
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa
.………………………………………………….
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.
………………………………………………..
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
……………………………………………………
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.
……………………………………………….
The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
………………………………………………..
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
………………………………………………..
Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
……………………………………………………….
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
…………………………………………………….
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
…………………………………………………..
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
………………………………………………
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
…………………………………………………….
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
………………………………………………….
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So..
Why learn.
………………………………………………..
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
What more can I say……..
Technorati Tags: Jokes
0 comments:
Post a Comment